falling, falling, splat

omigosh

2004-10-30T11:53:00.000+08:00

i don't know what to say anymore
Yu Xian's angry...
Rachel's Jealous AND upset...
and the rest...
PISSED OFF...
WHY?
because of...
ME

And a few other boys...
darn...
anyway....lucky ill still be seeing the class at the chalet...
and blah...
well i have alot of things to say....
first things first...
thanks...
ariana...for your math tips...
Arkar...for being arkar(you know what i mean)
Caroline...for being a good friend who's numb to irritation...
Jean...for being in 2/4...
andy...for not killing me with your killer taekwondo chops...
wee lic...for being the sane one...
ethel...for being the...gao mei...haha
evelyn...for asking me to shut up all the time...
Yu Xian...for your IMPatience...haha...
YanChao...for acting like some general of the us army...
Zhong MIng..for whacking me in the *TOOT*...ouch..
jelyn...for lending me your gun...
JAmes Kang...for being the clever one...
Lin Xiu...for being in 2/4
Chloe...for being called KONG...
Chew Yan...for ypur failed attempts to scare me...hahaha
Evon...for obtaining first almost all the time...
jerico...for being SEX MACHINE...or Rip van winkle rumple stiltskin
james lee...for acting cool...though you never were...no offence...
Geraldine...for being the sanest counsellor ive ever met....
Joyce...for being in 2/4...
pei ying...for tricking me by tapping my shoulder...
Xiang jun...for chasing me like CRAZY in the first part of the year
Abelardo...for being another abel...
Philip...for your CONSTRUCTIVE chattering...
Anna...for always showing off your machoism...
roy...for saying bye bye...
huimin...for your IMPatience..too...
jonathan...for being gay...HAPPY gay...
sarah...for abusing me...OUCH...
natalie...for standing me when you sat beside me.. haha...
elaine...for being the best and most compassionate slut ive ever met...just joking...
jian kai...for being...JUNKAR!!!!!!
rachel...for loving cats
cheryl...for striving hard in math...
joan...for being the bimboticest act cue ive ever met....and for being a good christian...
laptak...for being the most irritating...rudest...and SHORTEST honkie ive ever met...
ming yu...for laughing like that...
zi jun...for calling me what you actually are...a pathetic idiot...and then laughing...HAHAHA
nelson...for your destructive and humourous stupidity...
shi min...for being so quiet...if so you are...
and lastly...
wan yi..for being a very nice girl...

welll.......sorry too...everybody out there...for being the irritatingest little brat who ever existed...hahahahaha...
ooh...man...ill miss 2/4...now that i think of it...
argh...see ya...folks

OOOLLLDDD!

2004-10-21T20:21:00.000+08:00

*KOFF! KOFF!*

it feels good to be back....ok...not good. it feels TERRIFIC!
...yeah yeah....
i have good news, better news, bad news and worse news.
which one do you want first?
fine...good: i didnt fail any subjects....and thats a miracle in a category of its own.
better: im getting a job which can earn me $2000 in seven weeks even if i stand and do NOTHING.
BAD: my science: 50!!!!!!!!...
lousy bullshit.
WORSE: they say that the results on the web were crap, blasphemy, untrue, despicable LIES...and thus...i have reason to buh-lief that I FAILED MI MATH!!!!!(well, theres a possibility).
what can i say...anyway...........
my job re-kuai-ers me to ...what...promote sales...yesh. thats it.
argh....still haunted by the irksome thought of getting my results back tmr...
THE HORROR!!!!.
well, the horrors actually over.
the exams, my dear watson, all elementary...
right....
ill be shifting on the 7th of nov...haha THAT DARN HOUSE IS SO SMALL.
yeah yeah peeps...laugh all you want: 1st storey house in bishan, three room....and my mudder had to spend...say WHAT? 80, 000 on furnishings....thats stupid
i could have settled for a LARGER HOUSE, thank yew very much.
and yeah, LIGHTHOUSE EVANGELISM is good.
i mean, its the epitome of expensive goods used for the GLORY OF GOD!!!!!
yeah, they have five AV cams all around the main sanctuary all looped to a server cum video room at the top...thats where I come in...i run stuff all arnd
well, not yet, at least...GOING TO
yeah...well, im quite good at the cameras, y'noe...*stink lines appear at the back of my head*
yesh...and i have nothing more to say...
really.
other than talking aboutt the classes i want next year....
man, thats a stupid thing to talk about.
i want pure geog and lit. elect, double science...
DUNNO WHICH SCIENCE TO CHOOSE LEH!?!?!?
sigh....anyway.............
jsut to be materialistic and make you all go green...heres what i have planned to buy with the money i earn...
aiwa mp3 player...1.5 gigs...$400
altec lansing atp3 soundsystem...$150
audio technica fontopia earphones: $90
siemens hanphone: $220
quiksilver/ripcurl bag: $80
osiris/DC shoes...$150
3 shirts from tentative retailers...$110
ripcurl/ quiksilver pencil case: $30
ripcurl/ quiksilver wallet: $30
quiksilver/ billabong/ rip curl bottom: $ 80
dvds/ vcds/ music cds...$200
my my...a whopping 1540...XD
hee hee hee
lemme see...i COULD afford a digicam if my comission was up to 600 bucks...
2600-1540=1060...
HAHAHA more than enuff...
i think the lumix panasonic fx7 is nice...dats 800 by the way...
hahaha...tired already...
chaoz
and have a nice time explaining your results to your parents...
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

feminism and new spekTAHkles

2004-09-01T15:35:00.000+08:00

Since the beginning of humankind, females have been regarded as secondary. Females have always been treated with a certain indignant attitude. They have been deemed inferior compared to the opposite gender, males. From thousands of years ago, females have started being “domestic workers”, not only until recently did a handful of them break free from this tradition, entering the vast, merciless and harsh working world.

As shown in the 1960s-1990s, women have been staying at home in the day, while their spouses go off to work. During this time, the woman has to clean the house, cook food, take care of children, marketing, and other numerous and tedious tasks, while most probably the male would be sitting in a chair in an air-conditioned office (the 1990s) doing paperwork. An almost real representation of this, no mater how fictional and humorous, would be the comic series “Baby Blues”. In this series, this couple has three children, and the brunt of this mass of children is bore solely by the wife.
Historically there has been a division of labour that seems to have been caused by the differences in the sexes. Women became the home keepers while men did the hunting and protecting. Both genders seemed appropriately skilled and designed for these roles in a time when life was a daily struggle to survive.
However, as history grew so did the perspective that one type of work was more valuable and carried more power than the other and the gap between both roles expanded to the point of discrimination. Men were seen as strong, protective and dominate. Women were supposed to be sweet, nurturing and submissive. Why this happened is a mystery as Margaret Ehrenburg noted in 1989 that both roles were equal in the early world societies.
Slowly, the roles of males became more significant and superior and therefore their views were placed in higher consideration. The views then were mainly regarding war and politics, but this quickly expanded to encompass opinions regarding the industrial, technological and academic aspects of society. Chauvinism was born.

Even in Singapore, a few decades ago, Women were not supposed to be educated. This is still practiced in a few parts of China. Also, the women had to wind their feet tightly in linen sheets when they were still small, all to satisfy the fetish of the chauvinistic males in old China.

During childbirth, it is the female who goes through the immense pain of a baby the size of a watermelon being pushed out of her womb and through her vagina. During the process of human reproduction, males are not affected by any of its biological side-effects, like morning sickness and cramps, but they stand to gain the most.

Regarding this topic, I feel that females have great innate worth, inalienable rights, valuable ideas and skills that seem trivial and insignificant, yet are vital for society. My stand is such that they should be accorded with even greater respect than males, and I acknowledge that their contributions to society are much more relevant and useful.

In the year 1987, two Women, Scarborough and Furumoto observed the unfortunate fact that "courses and even the most recent textbooks tend to perpetuate the myth of a womanless history". Studies of history reveal that women have not only made great contributions to social sciences, but also have defeated great odds to do so. In order to understand the contributions of Women in history, we have to perceive the social and historical context in which they lived. The above point proves that gender discrimination was evident and widely practiced in the western region of the world in that period in time.

Maria Sibylla Merian, an European botanist, travelled to Central America in 1699 to study and paint insects, birds and plants. Two of her paintings of rare plants are currently used as United States Postal Stamps. A few of a paintings are on display at the National Museum of Women in the Arts in Washington, D.C. This is just one example of a Woman who has made great contributions to the world of Art and Sciences.

Another Woman who has made Great contributions to Science was Rachel Carson. Widely known as the mother of the modern environmental movement, she started working as a junior biologist for the U.S. Bureau of Fisheries in the 1930s. During her first 15 years there, she quickly rose in ranks until she was the chief editor of all publications of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

In the 1940s, Carson began writing books containing her observations and findings of life under the sea, a world unknown to most. She resigned from her government position in 1952 to devote all her time to writing. Carson's most celebrated book, "Silent Spring,'' published in 1962, influenced President John F. Kennedy to call for the testing of chemicals she explained.
Lady Lovelace Ada Byron, yet another Woman who contributed to the scientific community, was dubbed the Enchantress of Numbers. Despite living in the 19th century, from 1815 to 1852, her thinking was way beyond her time.
A mathematical Genius, she came up with a plan to create a machine that could carry out “number crunching”. The plan was developed and added on, and is now recognized as the first “computer program”. In honour of her contributions, The U.S. Department of Defence has put her name, “Ada” on a software language they developed.
Historical figures such as Byron and the above mentioned Women continue to influence modern women scientists. According to "4000 Years of Women in Science," American women have earned more than 15,000 doctorates in technical fields during the last 15 years. Furthermore, graduate enrolment in medicine and dentistry is routinely 50 percent female and more than 30 percent of graduate students in astronomy are women. This shows that Women are now catching up with Males in the field of academy and sciences.
Another aspect of modern society in which Women have begun to contribute to and participate in would be the political scene. Their political participation encompasses a wide range of actions and strategies. They include voting and voter education, candidacy in national and local elections, supporting candidates who carry gender-sensitive agenda, campaigning against those who are have policies that are 'anti-women's rights', and advocating for the integration of a women's rights agenda in the platforms of candidates and parties.

Here are a few facts and figures regarding the World Female Political scene:

1) In 2002, women still accounted for only about 14 percent of members of parliament worldwide. (BBC News through Online Women in Politics)

2) Out of over 180 countries, 14 are headed by women, six women are vice presidents. (Women's Learning Partnerships, 2002)

3) With 48.8 percent of seats won by women in the recent parliamentary elections, Rwanda became the country that has the most number of women parliamentarians in the world. Currently, women in Sweden hold 45.3 percent of seats in parliament, Denmark with 38 percent, Finland with 37.5 percent, and The Netherlands with 36.7 percent. (The Guardian, October 2003)

4) Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Norway, Iceland, Netherlands and Germany had all reached the 30% goal of parliamentary seats taken by women by the end of 2002 along with Argentina, Costa Rica, South Africa and Mozambique. (BBC News through Online Women in Politics)

5) In May 2003, Qatar appointed Sheikha bint Ahmed Al-Mahmud as the state's first woman cabinet minister. The appointment followed an April 29 referendum in which Qataris overwhelmingly approved a written constitution recognising a woman's right to vote and run for office. (DAWN Internet newspaper, May 2003)

6) The proportion of women parliamentarians in the United States is 14 percent, France 11.8 percent and Japan 10 percent. In Rwanda, women compose 48.8 percent, and in Uganda 24.7 percent.
7) Kuwait and the United Arab Emirates do not give women the right to vote or stand for election.

8) 7 percent of the world's total cabinet ministers are women. Women ministers remain concentrated in social areas (14 percent) compared to legal (9.4 percent), economic (4.1 percent), political affairs (3.4 percent), and the executive (3.9 percent).

9) There are 9 women ambassadors to the United Nations. They are from Finland, Guinea, Jamaica, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Liberia, Liechtenstein, Somalia, and Turkmenistan.

10) In the United Nations system, women hold 9 percent of the top management jobs and 21 percent of senior management positions, but 48 percent of the junior professional civil service slots.

11) In 1893, New Zealand became the first nation to grant women full voting rights.

12) Among the countries in the developing world that were the earliest to grant women the right to vote were: Albania (1920), Mongolia (1924), Ecuador (1929), Turkey (1930) and Sri Lanka (1931).

13) Some of the latest countries to grant women suffrage are: Switzerland (1971), Iraq (1980), Namibia (1989), South Africa - black population (1994).

14) Some countries still do not have universal suffrage. Among them are Brunei Darussalam, Kuwait, Sultanate of Oman, Saudi Arabia, and United Arab Emirates.

15) Among the developing nations which have not ratified the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women (CEDAW) are: Bahrain, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Sultanate of Oman, Syrian Arab Republic, United Arab Emirates.

16) The United States is the only industrialized nation that has not ratified CEDAW.

These few examples show that Women are beginning, slowly but surely, to participate in the World Political Scene. While the participation percentage might be very modest, it still tells us that women have begun to break free from oppression, from discrimination. They have begun to set rules and laws against gender-discrimination.

Unfortunately, the speed at which this percentage is increasing is disappointingly slow, and many countries have not embraced the gender equity theory. Countries such as Bahrain, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Sultanate of Oman, Syrian Arab Republic, and United Arab Emirates still practice sexual-discrimination, which could be due to the religious teachings in that country.
Dr. Condoleezza Rice, a woman widely known for her participation in the United States political scene became the Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs, commonly referred to as the National Security Advisor, on January 22, 2001.
Born November 14, 1954 in Birmingham, Alabama, she earned her bachelor's degree in political science, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa, from the University of Denver in 1974; her master's from the University of Notre Dame in 1975; and her Ph.D. from the Graduate School of International Studies at the University of Denver in 1981. She has studied in the American Academy of Arts and Sciences and has been awarded honorary doctorates from Morehouse College in 1991, the University of Alabama in 1994, the University of Notre Dame in 1995, the Mississippi College School of Law in 2003, the University of Louisville and Michigan State University in 2004.

Another Woman recognized for her contributions to the United States Political scene, Hillary Rodham Clinton was elected United States Senator from New York on November 7, 2000. She is the only First Lady ever elected to the United States Senate. Now midway through her six-year term, Senator Clinton has proven to be a strong campaigner for New York, working in a bipartisan way to pass legislation, secure millions in appropriations and draw attention to issues imperative to people throughout New York State.

Senator Clinton serves on the Senate Committees for Environment and Public Works; Health, Education, Labour and Pensions; and is the first New York Senator to serve on the Senate Armed Services Committee.

These two Women, other than contributing greatly to society, are also admired greatly for their charisma. The former, Dr. Condoleezza Rice, has not only contributed and participated in politics, but she has also achieved much in political studies. The latter, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, being both the first New York Senator to serve on the Senate Armed Services Committee and the only First Lady ever elected to the United States Senate, she has been applauded as decisive and head-strong.

All the examples of contributions women have made to the world I have stated above prove one point. Sexual-discrimination should be abolished. It should no longer exist, as in times to come, Women would get a fair share of respect, a fair share of speaking what’s on their minds.

Many people would categorise my views on this subject under feminism. I do admit that I believe in the theory of feminism, and strongly agree that the oppression of Women should be outlawed.

Recently, many pro-feminism groups have been created, and they take feminism one step further than the Women’s Liberation Group of history. An example, the Guerrilla Girls, even have their own website.

Since 1985 the Guerrilla Girls have been reinventing feminism. Still going strong in the 21st century, they’re a group of anonymous females who take the names of dead women artists as pseudonyms and appear in public wearing gorilla masks. In 19 years they have produced over 100 posters, stickers, books, printed projects, and actions that expose sexism and racism in politics, the art world, film and the culture at large. They use humour to convey information, provoke discussion, and show that feminism can be funny. They wear gorilla masks to focus on the issues rather than their personalities. Their motto: Guerrilla Girls: fighting discrimination with facts, humour and fake fur since 1985.

In conclusion, my opinion is that Women deserve equal, if not greater respect than the brash opposite gender, males. They endure the pain of the most important process in human biology, reproduction, endure the evident discrimination still practiced against them. Most importantly, they endure the harmful treatment practiced by uncaring, abusive and possibly drunk husbands.

Therefore, I propose that Women be recognized for who they are, not for what they are. I propose the world turns their eyes from the anatomical structure of Women, and focus more on their contributions and accomplishments. I propose that women be accorded with an even greater respect than men, as they are the behind-the-scene workers. Their contributions are on par, if not of more importance and significance compared to men’s.

Even though they might not be recognized for what little yet significant things they have accomplished, as the saying goes:” behind every successful man is a Woman”, they are the advocates of their husbands. Women are what keep “their man” going. Especially during reproduction.

Sources:

Literary materials:

1. Scarborough, E. & Furumoto, L. (1987). Untold Lives: The first generation of American women psychologists. (New York: Columbia University Press).

2. Robin Morgan. (ed.). Sisterhood is powerful: an anthology of writing from the women’s Liberation movement (New York: Random House, 1970).

3. Sandra Kemp, Judith Squires. Feminisms. (New York: Oxford University Press, 1997)

4. Nickie Charles. Feminism, The State and Social Policy. (Houndmills, Basingstoke, Hampshire RG21 6XS and London: Macmillan Press Limited.)

Online Materials:

1) http://www.webster.edu/~woolflm/women.html

2) http://www.4yi.com/1998/0302women/

3) http://www.onlinewomeninpolitics.org/statistics.htm

4) http://www.senate.gov/~clinton/about_hrc.html

5) http://www.guerillagirls.com/index.shtml

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yeah! and i love my new specs.....hah frame costed only seventy. and yeah...priCK and Xin RU...keep your advice to yourself and stay out of my blog.
hahaha.....i like my train-thru-body shit...laugh all you want, you pricks, numbnuts, dumb f*cks, blah.
yeah, and bourne supremacy is bullshit. 'cept for the chase parts.
sigh..... happy teachers day.
yesterday's performance was nice. very.
especially when the teachers performed.
on THEIR OWN DAY.
sigh, i salute them.
darn...gotta finish some shit.
CIAO
shit as in work, duh.
and yeah, starting on red dragon by Thomas Harris today
hah
once again...CIAO

whoo

2004-08-26T20:19:00.000+08:00

haha...just finished the book Last Citadel by David L. Robbins. Interesting.
Wow....cossacks DO have alot of tradition after all. la laaaaaa
oh man...some people really like to see others in hot soup.
Mavis Tay Mei Hui, the female who played two boys out, yes, THAT ONE, reported me to major Chong just because i hit her poster...and tore it in the process.
Man.....and he gave me three days of three hour long DC for that!!!!
An the best part of it....XinRU's poster, which was already vandalized by herself, was sent to major chong, and IT WAS MY POSTER IN THE FIRST PLACE. I had just accidentally left it in the classroom.
GOD....i could have complained about it too, vandalism and all...she used correction fluid on the faces of the *blue* singers.
OH MY GAD.
some people REALLY have the nerve.
anyway...hahaha just started on he expo. text
LAME THING:

Since the beginning of humankind, females have been regarded as secondary. Females have always been treated with a certain indignant attitude. They have been deemed inferior compared to the opposite gender, males. From thousands of years ago, females have started being “domestic workers”, not only until recently did a handful of them break free from this tradition, entering the vast, merciless and harsh working world.

As shown in the 1960s-1990s, women have been staying at home in the day, while their spouses go off to work. During this time, the woman has to clean the house, cook food, take care of children, marketing, and other numerous and tedious tasks, while most probably the male would be sitting in a chair in an air-conditioned office (the 1990s) doing paperwork. An almost real representation of this, no mater how fictional and humorous, would be the comic series “Baby Blues”. In this series, this couple has three children, and the brunt of this mass of children is bore solely by the wife.

Even in Singapore, a few decades ago, Women were not supposed to have education. This is still practiced in a few parts of China. Also, the women had to wind their feet tightly in linen sheets when they were still small, all to satisfy the fetish of the chauvinistic males in old China.

In the United States of America, women have started breaking out of this tradition even earlier than in other countries. This could be due to the recent rise of females in the political scene.

Through the above examples and many others, we can see that in almost every previous society, females have been oppressed, stripped of their rights, made “ornaments” or “objects” that were won, or, won over, by males. They were given no right to speak up or speak out, given no right to broadcast any of their opinions. They worked in the house in the day, and were used as a copulation tools by males once the sun set.

Also, during childbirth, it is the female who goes through the immense pain of a baby the size of a watermelon pushed out of her womb. During the process of human reproduction, males are not affected by any of its biological side-effects, like morning sickness and cramps, but they stand to gain the most, both by physical and psychological pleasure.

HAHAHA....thats the intro...im so damn bored....and im so damn feminist...
like, what the heck.
argh. bullshit man....now my mother will be damn angry.
ALL BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN GIRL WHOSE POSTER GOT TORN
its not as if she even PAID for it.
man....life is so good, its good STALE.
sigh...gotta do the expoSHITory text now.
asta la vista...for now

my heart goes out to three women

2004-08-22T17:59:00.000+08:00

my heart goes out to three women...

1) NoorHuda Amalina. Huda...what are you DOING to yourself? stop wallowing in self pity cum self hate and PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. yes, there are other people in the world more hated than you, you know...like ME

2) Li Jia Wei. She fought with the strength of a lady, her grace, agility and effort as evident as the serene yet absolute concentration etched into her eyes. hail the woman who stood facing the loud , self possesed barking bitch from korea...hey, all you teachers here to do your job checking blogs, im sure you had the same comments, so cool off a while.

3) Sybil Danforth. yeah, yeah, a character from a movie, big deal...you all say. bull. she is the most courageous, noble, righteous yet sneaky lady ive ever seen. hey, her daughter must have inherited the cunning streak from her. im sure.

all thats happened this few days...yeah, ive showed two people the chemical reaction woo.

sigh...* and salty fish...mai chao leh lah...tahboleh tahan sia.

i REALLY want to watch Alien Versus Predator.

Say...guess what...an unbelievable thing happened yesterday...my mother just spent 6000 bucks on a LCD 26 inch JVC TV, 3000 bucks on a hp pavillion computer, 500 bucks on 2 sony hi-fi sets, 500 bucks on a sony home entertainment system, and other home appliances...gas hub, oven, dryer blah.

yep...all for the new house...pooky...she spent roughly 100,000 on the house renovations, and 20,000 on the electrical appliances earlier stated.

as ive said...a miracle.

man., the bronze table-tennise match is playing outside now.

pooky...pray that Li Jia Wei.

PLEASE LET HER WIN!!!!!!!!!

hah....say...she's winning.

argh....gonna go watch now.

for further updates, please tune in to this station next time

hah

argh im crippled...i cant walk...im...LAME!!!!!!!

so what, STUPENDOUS man was lame...

la di dah di SPLAT.

see you folks.

good day and good night.

<>

fush yu mang

2004-08-15T16:19:00.000+08:00

Joy is Vindicated. seriously.
so am I
well, to mySELF , i am
laugh allll you want numbnutters
sigh...haha the choir performance ytd sucked
the post performance was all that counted for that almost-miserable waste of my time.
so there.
we were doing biological jukeboxes at the back of the bus on the way back to school.
Huda, Evona, Siti, Pete, YiHan and MOI.
pretty crazy.
well chinese whores who croon chinese songs really spoil my mood sometimes.
that sentence wasnt directed at specific people so.....yeah, dont persecute me, oh high and mighty teachers cum blog patrollers.
say...do any of you know about the chemical reaction with mac's chilli sauce and ice?
really cool, joy showed it to us yesterday.
hah.
and auntie suzy died yesterday while eating strawberry icecream on the twenty third floor of the petronas towers in malaysia.
did she die???
NO.
Now listen CAREFULLY:
auntie suzy died yesterday sucking a lollipop beside the train tracks at amk mrt station.
did she die???
HELL YEAH!
hah.
i am so bored
maroon five is nice.
blah.
yay...alien versus predator's coming up. superb i say!
yepp, im in for the gore.
whooo
adios amigos

Scumbags! Pure, refined SCUMBAGS!

2004-08-09T16:30:00.000+08:00

Here we go, straight into the topic.

Well guess WHAT!

Someone had the cheek to accuse me of reporting Zhen Yang's BLOG!

Well, for further details, go read HUDA'S TAG BOARD!

That PARTICULAR person's name should be: aBOMINATION TO THE HUMAN RACE, BUT INSTEAD, its JUST the OPPOSITE.

That piece of filth typed this...wait...

Yea i didn't think abel would do it... he doesn't look like a teacher's pet to me. =/

and yes the biatch whu reported the blog thingy.. is so unfortuantely... ABEL...

WEll...BOTH pieces of filth

Oh my GAD! I just splattered SHIT on my blog by typing HER name out!

Wait...ITS name out. ah HAH!

In more JOYful news...

Nothing much to do...went to carol's house to do our project on sat....hah...sarah wasnt feeling well...did half of the project...with laphuck messing around.

haha...laphuck

yeah, then we watched daredevil, then sarah and laphuck went off...sent laphuck to the MRT station with carol...went back to carol's residence to wath Final Destination.

whoa....no comments.

stayed up till ten doing the project and messing around with her remote controlled car.

worth 150 bucks. way cool

went homeand slept.

Next day...routine...church, home, lib. home. bed.

Today...tadah..typing on this piece of crap

Man, i still cant get over the fact that THAT rottenslime had the guts *or gutlessness* or COWARDICE, rather, to BITCH about me on other people's blogs.

Well to read about what i replied regarding her FALSE ACCUSATIONS AND ASSUMPTIONS, tune in to HUDA'S BLOG.

thats all folks

peeved potty. bloody peeved

Toodles

here we go now...

2004-08-07T10:58:00.000+08:00

sigh....GAMMON SKANSKA, Neil Humphrey, Service Chit. haha anudder three phrases for your learning pleasure. Oh my gad...i just put *learning* and *Pleasure* in the same sentence. And again...anyway...GAMMON SKANSKA. The phrase most of you see everyday, but never really NOTICE...hmm...the sign outside the AMK MRT station...the construction thingy...yeah, BEhind it...in red bold print. haha bet you would never have guessed it. Second. Neil Humphrey...some guy who gives me stomache aches. No, seriously, the articles he writes for Today newspaper are just HILARIOUS. Service chit. Something printed on the stupid call numbers they give out in the clinics...chit is pronounced as...*sh-eyt*. yup...

On to more important stuff. My stupid knee bones have nothing wrong with them.Its the darn tendons....Oh Me Oh My...haha haven't blogged for two years already...erm...two days. Yesterday, We had this Learning journey crap, and the Kranji war memorial thing was such a solemn place. Hmmm....spirits really DO quiet things down. Sigh...war is such a stupid thing.........................

I have a refuelled respect for major Chong...call it propaganda to prevent thyself from blog detection due to vulgar contents or whatever, but seriously, he's a nice person...don't ask me why.

Madame Foong's lesson was nice...oh gosh, im becoming such a suck-upper.

Sigh...I don't know what to do. One moment, they tell me not to go for something which i DIDNT EVEN WANT TO GO FOR...skating...its called, and the next moment, when I sort of dont hang on to everything they say, SHE says im *dao-ing* them. I don't know what to do... They must really hate me...

EVERYONE hates me...gosh what amI saying.

There you have it. Dementia. Hysteria, Cerebral Palsy, Retardo, Spasticatia, split personalitia, paranoid schizophrenia...all squashed into my atom-sized brain/s .

HAH. Beat that.

argh!!!!! nothing to write....oh yesssss....im eating my lunch now....spaghetti, they call it....yum yum. oh...get jealous.

boredom is an asset, you know. I don't know why. Im too bored to understand.

There you have it...boredom is...STUPIDITY!!!!!!

well, so to speak...

the forces of the universe...in order of strength.

1.STUPIDITY.

2.Ignorance

3. morning breath

4.selfishness.

5.lust

6.fear

7.money

8.luck

9.foolish optimism

10.LOVE.

Well, at least love is one of the top ten, right?

Question of the day...why is dilbert's tie always turning up?

haha i don't know too...go figure.

Chaozzz....the wheels of the bus go round and round , round and round, round and SPLAT wumpf wumpf wumpf SPLATTER BANG HIsssssssss!!!!!! whoops.

Viva La Elephante!

2004-08-04T19:41:00.000+08:00

Kapupu Island. Osedax. Ragnald the Magician. What do THEY have in common? Firstly, all three of them came from, went into or have something to do with the sea. Secondly, these are the three phrases that have struck me these few days. Kapupu island...where Sherman's laggoon is. Osedax, the new scientific term for a whale-bone devouring worm. But of course, only after the whale is DEAD. Ragnald the bugger...magician. The arse who was thrown into the sea after he killed a few tribespeople from The Storn, and came back ashore as an omen. From the book <>.

To more relevant stuff. Rough points to muse about...Yuga the JAp girl is here, and as her host we have Sarah. Both are nice people, i must say. Yay...for my napfa test...hem hem: SBJ: 190cm ; SAR: 51cm ; IPUs: 32 ; 4X100M:10.9secs ; PUs:38. WHEEEEE I SUCK AT NAPFA!!!!!!

HaH . the most disgusting, pervertic, crappy, horrible, terrible, incorrigible, horrendous and treacherous thing happened in school just now...goddammit...YuXian and PeiYing's handphones were stolen, and so was LinXiu's wallet. darn...what more can I say...?

Oh yar, Mrs Lowe was being pretty nasty today. I was speaking with Natalie, and she said I shouldn't be rude...Like...HUH??? man...Maybe she should clarify before making such assumptions...no insult intended...puny chihuahua...*shiver shiver* "please d-don't hurt m-m-me!".

PRAISE THE LORD ZeeWhy didnt get such a drastic punishment!!!

Miss OwYeong was nice today...hmmm...no further elaboration..and people...stop all those silly comments! BTW...don't quote me

till we meet again, slowpokes!!! MEEP MEEP! VRRRRROOOOOOM! <>

NDP 2004 preview was eye candy

2004-08-01T18:42:00.000+08:00

hahaha went ytd...the preview rocked lots...haha sharon au is such a bimbo darn...the fireworks rocked!!!! two firework sessions...the country has three previews, one real thing...each one average 5mil on fireworks..omg total spent per year for those short moments is $20,000,000 !!!
haha shant elaborate further...chaozz................................................

stupid IpW...stupid school....mMmMm...nice takopachi!

2004-07-30T21:47:00.000+08:00

lemmesee....nothing much happened today...except for the predictable news that 2/2 won the debate, except for the kanga pouch's dastardly behaviour and except for a few of us getting lost in the middle of seng kang after arianna's MIS-information.

fahst-lay, i shalt talk about moi lehsons in thee morn. Thee first lehson was art. Not vehry interehsting, 'cept for me helping Kong to mahke her toy turtle's flihppahs.

Science....vehry nice, espahciully without Lardman sitting in the usual vicihnity...he was a few miles away...at home...wooopeedooo..he didnt come today.

For recess...i was bouncing my ass on the door u ntil a councillor said hat Mr Ang wanted to see me. haha..he asked me whether i was banging a table..told him the truth...NO! hahahaha..

missed math lesson...new teacher in class....yaddah yaddah...

went for the SKS IPWP shit....blah...so damn flustered borrowing long pants from axam2000 and blazers from the council room...the den of the enemy...evuiillll place.

took a rather short trip to SKS....did the shit....b4 going back...bought takopachi BALLS from their canteen...wOw...

OUR SCHOOL SUCKS....they did not provide any return transport...and we were supposed to be REPRESENTING them...kaozz....walked around in circles for fourty years until arianna came to tell us where all the shit we wanted was...took bus 86 to amk central...went to MACS with Jelyn and XiangJun...laughed hysterically all the way to school...don't know why...sorta krazy...understatement.

went back to school, saw Huda...waited awhile wif peeps on the steps b4 getting off our sorry asses and making our way to the station.

YAY going to watch NDP 2004 grandstand army preview tmr...cant wait....hahahaha....going with Evona and Jerome...feeling kinda extra...mwahahahahaha gonna bring my sista's binocs. tata peeps

signed: ayeeba ayeeba antenae antenae!!!
(Speedy Gonzalez)

Title-less...wait...isn't title-less a title???

2004-07-29T21:55:00.000+08:00

Today.......has....been....a....long....day....
YAY! MDM FOONG DID'NT TEACH US TODAY!
oh man...Miss ow yeong's mother died....hey, she IS a nice person...i didn't say TEACHER...more of person
anyway...today....took the mrt in the morn...saw jaswin again....becoming awfully routine...aft. assembly went to change...came out of the toilet saw many familiar faces running as punishment due to late-coming. HAH...they looked like they were enjoying it!
Anyway...went for PE...headache disappeared WOOT. Haha...SBJ: 205...IPU: 24...thats all i tried...haha.
For mr chin's lesson a new chinese teacher sat in...because she was bored....and snot-face acted all smart and revolved ROUND AND ROUND on the point i made prior to MR chin's questioning him...HAH...snotface isnt that smart AFTER ALL. Nelson acted like the typical pathetic retarded spasticated down syndromed boy that he is.
For the free period did alot of things....i forget easily, see!?
For IPW ...i...haha...spoke up for the higher chinese peeps against that stinking no good china bitch. wait...thats an understatement <>
The debate was enjoyable....altho i don't think phillipo enjoyed it alot....he was trembling!!!
anyway...the winner would most likely be 2/2...like D'OH...
Went home...went to library...wrote music rap thingy in the lib. toilet..haha...thinking space, they call it...and here i am typing.

the end

The running man

2004-07-28T19:06:00.000+08:00

Here we go now...today has been a frigging frusrating day, and I would have spontaneously combusted had it not been for all of you kind souls who are, or act as, my friends.

First Act:
Came to school on bus 72 with Jaswin...guddammit, she wanted me to FAIL my 2.4 KM run!!!!!

Second Act:
WOOT!!! Miss Ow Yeong didn't teach us again today!!!

Third Act:
Yeah! Storm <> rocks me of my tether!!!

Fourth Act:
Miss Yeo's lesson was fun, except for the overdone discussion as to whether her figures and diagrams were relevant and/or accurate. Blasted fool of a Xiang Jun, you! Made me get that paper and pass it to Anna, but Miss yeo exploded in front of my face. Blistering Barnacles!

Fifth Act.:
The ancient relic's lesson was rather intriguing, all that crap about *your-ma-shit-ah?* and *purse-evil*. Hilarious dialogue carried out by HZM and He who shall not be named for fear of smearing my blog with SNOT!!!

Sixth Act:
Walked to the block where we accessed the 28th story today. Our short walk was stuffed with nasty slapstick dirty jokes and comments. At the 28th floor, spat out the window with ananda...and felt the wind in our hair...head hair...what the hell were you sick bastards thinking???

Seventh act:
Went over to the stadium, waited for twenty minutes before the frigging flat-chested-PE-teacher came...I think she was attending breast flattening courses or something. Any flatter and they'll become concave. Waited till our class's turn to run. Ran like crazy, with people in the stands screaming my name...well...don't laugh...there were a HANDFUL of them. Had this cursed stitch, my knee started to act up, and my asthma attack started. Whoop-e-doo! Perfect....and i PASSED...by -1 second/s!!!! GODDAMMIT! 1 frigging second, and they can't alter it??? PFAH! Wait till this goes out to the press!!!

Eight act:
Took same MRT train cabin as ME, ZiJun, Elaine, Anna, EveLyn, Mastura and Azizi.
Got off at Woodlands and saw the shoes ZJ wanted to buy...nice piece of converse work.

Ninth act:
Got Home, ate, bathed, Fired up this piece of junk and started to rattle off all the above shit.

Happy? satisfied? I don't care...My life story, so go get your own...and I WANT SOME FLAMERS!!!

THe ENd

2004-07-27T20:47:00.000+08:00

Subtle is no longer existant. Firstly, did I ever say I wanted to go skating with you people? NO. Secondly, did you have to come over to me and tell me...ur...can you not come? I wasn't even PLANNING to in the first place. And...what...Amirul was invited? WTF, you coulda just said...hey, i don't like your face, so please, stop being wherever I am. There. Fine as that! Tsk Tsk.

Anyway, today was well and fine...and I think we should remember this date well...MISS OWYEONG DIDN'T COME TO CLASS!!! HAHA . Did basically NOTHING today, except for cause destruction in unknown places. The EFL session today was against all humanitarian rights regarding sanity and the protection of ear drums. The people were SCREECHING! WTF~ HANG ON SNOOPY! SNOOPY HANG ON??? OH MY GAWD. Stupidity would be insulted. Haha after school, was supposed to meet Mrs Esther Tan, she wasn't there...that stupid band senior seems to be soooooooo jealous of me he had to chase me off when i was ADMIRING the fish pond...the CHEEK of him...hrump!

Whoops...Mother coming back in ten minutes, better shut down this laggy piece of shit.
Till we meet again, milk duds.

The first day

2004-07-26T21:32:00.000+08:00

Testing NiL, Nil, NiL.
Further testings come on a postponed date.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
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